Mean Insults

At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.