Mean Insults

There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.

  • When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
    763
  • Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    211
  • I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    324
  • Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.
    125
  • Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    397
  • Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
    191
  • Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
    46
  • You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    422
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    66
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    520
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    335
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    149
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
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  • I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    581
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -171
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -6
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    232
  • I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    153