Mean Insults
There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.
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Does your face hurt? It's killing me!177
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I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.813
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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.279
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Yo momma's like a DVD. I can play her over and over and over!-20
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If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.262
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KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.212
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Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.407
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I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.194
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When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.77
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Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.184
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Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.101
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The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.539
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Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.231
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FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!57
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Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?418
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You started with nothing and still have most of it left.49
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Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.321
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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.482
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Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.156
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I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.47