Mean Insults

There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.5K
  • 2
    Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
    3.8K
  • 3
    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • 4
    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    2.9K
  • 5
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • 6
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • 7
    Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
    2.3K
  • 8
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K
  • 9
    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • 10
    Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • 11
    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    1.6K
  • 12
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
    1.5K
  • 13
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
    1.3K
  • 14
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • 15
    I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    1.2K
  • 16
    If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
    1.1K
  • 17
    Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
    1.1K
  • 18
    I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
    1.1K
  • 19
    I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
    1.1K
  • 20
    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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