Mean Insults

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car, Throw you off a cliff so high, I hope you break your neck and die.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.