Mean Insults
There are 170 mean insults and comebacks.
- 1Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K - 2Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
- 3You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 4Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.9K - 5You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 6Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
- 7Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.2.3K
- 8Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
- 9My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
- 10Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)1.6K
- 11I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?1.6K
- 12Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.5K
- 13Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.1.3K
- 14Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.1.3K
- 15I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.1.2K
- 16If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.1.1K
- 17Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra1.1K
- 18I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.1.1K
- 19I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.1.1K
- 20God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.911