Mean Insults

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh lol." Bitch, I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like... "oh lol."

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!