Mean Insults

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.