Mean Insults

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.

I would kick you in the balls if you had any.

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.