Mean Insults

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

At least my birth certificate isn't an apology letter from the Trojan Co.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Go and take a LONG walk off a SHORT cliff.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

You should donate blood. All of it!