Mean Insults

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

Shut up, you failed result of an abortion.

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Save the planet! Kill yourself!

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Your mother must have had to take a double dose of laxatives to bring you into the world.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.