Mean Insults

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

God loves you. But no one else does!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

My other ride is your mom.

i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

Are your parents siblings?

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.