Mean Insults

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Your parents only had you cause your mother couldn't afford the abortion.

God loves you. But no one else does!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

To a woman who just had a baby: Well, not everyone is beautiful on the inside.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.