Mean Insults

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!