Mean Insults

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

You're so short you could bungee jump off a curb!

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

Save the planet! Kill yourself!

My other ride is your mom.

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Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

You'd make a lovely corpse!

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?