Mean Insults

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Are your parents siblings?

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.