Mean Insults

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!

Get off, you malignant growth!