Intelligence Insults
There are 59 intelligence insults and comebacks.
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Zombies eat brains... you're safe.213
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.304
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Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.109
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You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.134
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.108
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.165
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I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.76
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Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.773
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You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.96
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I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.96
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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!51
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If you think you're a wit, you're half right.-63
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If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.344
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I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.178
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Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.-13
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Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.45
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You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.-39
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You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.47
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.15
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.95