Intelligence Insults

There are 59 intelligence insults and comebacks.

  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    200
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    294
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    107
  • You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
    134
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    106
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    163
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    74
  • Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
    763
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    93
  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    93
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    49
  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
    -64
  • If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
    331
  • I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    174
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -11
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    43
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -36
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    48
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    13
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    92