Intelligence Insults

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.

You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.