Intelligence Insults

There are 59 intelligence insults and comebacks.

  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    180
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    284
  • Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
    100
  • You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
    123
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    102
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    145
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    73
  • Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
    751
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    83
  • I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
    85
  • I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    41
  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
    -56
  • If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.
    303
  • I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.
    176
  • Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.
    -10
  • Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.
    38
  • You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.
    -35
  • You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.
    45
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
    12
  • Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
    83