Intelligence Insults

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

Act your age, not your IQ.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.