Intelligence Insults

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

His teeth are brighter than he is.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

Shock me, say something intelligent.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.