Intelligence Insults

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump to your IQ.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

His teeth are brighter than he is.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.