Intelligence Insults

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

Act your age, not your IQ.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.