Intelligence Insults

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

You're not optimized for life are you?

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.