Random Intelligence Insults

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!