Idiot Insults

There are 132 idiot insults and comebacks.

  • Idiot Insults
    1
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • Good Comebacks
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    Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    920
  • Mean Insults
    3
    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    911
  • Mean Insults
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    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    905
  • Good Comebacks
    5
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    624
  • Good Comebacks
    6
    Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
    587
  • Rude Insults
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    Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
    571
  • Idiot Insults
    8
    You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
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  • Idiot Insults
    9
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    489
  • Good Comebacks
    10
    Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
    466
  • Idiot Insults
    11
    Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    464
  • Yo Momma Insults
    12
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    381
  • Good Comebacks
    13
    Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.
    377
  • Idiot Insults
    14
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    363
  • Good Comebacks
    15
    Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.
    360
  • Fat Insults
    16
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    301
  • Idiot Insults
    17
    Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
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  • Idiot Insults
    18
    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    274
  • Yo Momma Insults
    19
    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    256
  • Idiot Insults
    20
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    248