Idiot Insults

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.