Idiot Insults

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

You're the dick you'll never have.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?

Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?