Idiot Insults

There are 132 idiot insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    34
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    85
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    70
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    159
  • You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    65
  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    206
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    79
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    297
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -84
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
    113
  • Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    229
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    107
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    163
  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
    122
  • Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
    -150
  • You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
    101
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    76
  • After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
    -207
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    70
  • Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.
    318