Idiot Insults
There are 132 idiot insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.34
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.94
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?77
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Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.163
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You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.65
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Zombies eat brains... you're safe.217
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Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.79
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.307
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It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.-77
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It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.113
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?237
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.111
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.166
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?125
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Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.-157
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You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.107
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I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.77
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After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.-209
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The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.73
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Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.331