Idiot Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.

It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.