Random Idiot Insults

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.

Listen, moron. If you're going to try and insult me, at least be grammatically correct. I'm too busy mentally correcting your errors to be offended.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.

Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

You are an oxygen thief.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"