Idiot Insults

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

Act your age, not your IQ.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.