Idiot Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot.

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.