Idiot Insults

I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

I really wish we were better strangers.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.