Idiot Insults

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

You're such a turd, when you sat in the sandbox, the cats tried to bury you.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.