Harsh Insults

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car, Throw you off a cliff so high, I hope you break your neck and die.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.

Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.