Harsh Insults

There are 40 harsh insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    2.9K
  • Mean Insults
    2
    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    951
  • Good Comebacks
    4
    I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    592
  • Good Comebacks
    5
    No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    567
  • Mean Insults
    6
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    521
  • Mean Insults
    7
    Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    407
  • Mean Insults
    8
    It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
    400
  • Mean Insults
    9
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    388
  • Relationship Insults
    10
    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    387
  • Idiot Insults
    11
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    369
  • Rude Insults
    12
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    351
  • Ugly Insults
    13
    Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
    334
  • Mean Insults
    14
    Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    328
  • Mean Insults
    15
    Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    321
  • Mean Insults
    16
    You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
    316
  • Mean Insults
    17
    I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    265
  • Mean Insults
    18
    You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
    247
  • Mean Insults
    19
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    237
  • Mean Insults
    20
    I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    237