Harsh Insults

There are 40 harsh insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    2.1K
  • 2
    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • 3
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    779
  • 4
    I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    535
  • 5
    No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    531
  • 6
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    466
  • 7
    Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    367
  • 8
    It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
    359
  • 9
    Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    351
  • 10
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    343
  • 11
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    340
  • 12
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    315
  • 13
    Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    297
  • 14
    Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    296
  • 15
    You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
    276
  • 16
    I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    235
  • 17
    You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!
    232
  • 18
    Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
    218
  • 19
    I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    216
  • 20
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    201