Harsh Insults

There are 40 harsh insults and comebacks.

  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    315
  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
    -16
  • Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
    218
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    343
  • Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
    115
  • It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
    359
  • Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    201
  • Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
    106
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    466
  • Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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  • I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
    -154
  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    779
  • No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
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  • Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
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  • When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
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  • Get off, you malignant growth!
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  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    147
  • I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
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