Harsh Insults

There are 40 harsh insults and comebacks.

  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
    8
  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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  • I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
    -149
  • Get off, you malignant growth!
    -291
  • I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.
    213
  • I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    529
  • When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.
    68
  • Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
    116
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    305
  • You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    339
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    235
  • Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
    175
  • I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.
    178
  • Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.
    291
  • How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
    -168
  • Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    2K
  • Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
    45
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    338
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    35
  • Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    360