Random Harsh Insults

Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

Get off, you malignant growth!

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.