Harsh Insults

2 years ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
2 years ago
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
2 years ago
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.
2 years ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
3 years ago
Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
3 years ago
Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
3 years ago
I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
3 years ago
It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
3 years ago
Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
3 years ago
Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
3 years ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
3 years ago
When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
3 years ago
Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
3 years ago
Get off, you malignant growth!
3 years ago
Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
3 years ago
The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
3 years ago
Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
3 years ago
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
3 years ago
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
4 years ago
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.