Harsh Insults

There are 40 harsh insults and comebacks.

  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    754
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    301
  • Twinkle twinkle little star,
    I want to hit you with my car,
    Throw you off a cliff so high,
    I hope you break your neck and die.
    1.9K
  • No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    527
  • Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.
    -149
  • Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
    356
  • I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    526
  • It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.
    346
  • Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
    214
  • Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.
    144
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    454
  • When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?
    154
  • Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.
    106
  • Get off, you malignant growth!
    -292
  • Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!
    113
  • The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.
    159
  • Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.
    35
  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.
    335
  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    42
  • Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.
    288