Harsh Insults
There are 40 harsh insults and comebacks.
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Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.840 -
You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.328
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
I want to hit you with my car,
Throw you off a cliff so high,
I hope you break your neck and die.2.3K -
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.549
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Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.-157
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Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.388
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I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.565
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It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.379
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Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.239
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Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.159
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I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.492
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When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?173
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Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.118
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Get off, you malignant growth!-319
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Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!126
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The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.167
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Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.36
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I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.367
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Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.55 -
Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.312