Harsh Insults

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car, Throw you off a cliff so high, I hope you break your neck and die.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.

Some people are like slinkies; they're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

Get off, you malignant growth!

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire, I'd sit down and pull out the marshmallows.

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

Nothing happens after you die? False. Some of us will be throwing a party.