Harsh Insults

If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

I don't hate you, but I wish your dad used a condom.

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.