Harsh Insults

If you ever wonder how mistakes are made you should go ask your mother. She knows all about it, she's got you to prove.

When you were younger, did your parents have to tie a steak around your neck so the other dogs would play with you?

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

Your mum and dad hated you so much, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

I'd slap you, but I don't want slut on my hands.

The world is a depressing place, but only because you are in it.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Your mother's got two cunts, and you're one of them.

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

When I think of all the people I respect the most, you're right there, serving them drinks.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Nobody would miss you if your dad had put you in a tissue.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Exactly how many times did your mother get drunk and drop you on the head as a child again? Must have been a lot, I'll tell you that.

Everyone hates Emos - even the Emos themselves!

Get off, you malignant growth!