Hair Insults

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.

Do you do that with your hair everyday?

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.

Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!

A gingers favourite picture... Black and white

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.

Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.