Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    494
  • 2
    At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
    410
  • 3
    Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
    338
  • 4
    What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
    281
  • 5
    You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
    251
  • 6
    You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    228
  • 7
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    222
  • 8
    Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
    185
  • 9
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    183
  • 10
    What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
    117
  • 11
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    113
  • 12
    Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
    85
  • 13
    Do you do that with your hair everyday?
    71
  • 14
    Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -18
  • 15
    Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
    -40
  • 16
    Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
    -101
  • 17
    A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
    -103
  • 18
    Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
    -104
  • 19
    You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -110
  • 20
    You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -124