Hair Insults

The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?

Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball

Someone get water! His hair is on fire!

At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.

Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?

Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.