Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
  • You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
  • Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
  • Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?
  • Someone get water! His hair is on fire!
  • Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
  • You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
  • Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
  • What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
  • You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
  • You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
  • At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
  • You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
  • Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.
  • Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
  • Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.
  • At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.