Random Hair Insults

Someone get water! His hair is on fire!

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball

The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.

A gingers favourite picture... Black and white

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?

Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.

Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.

Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.

At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.