Hair Insults
There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.
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Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?331
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Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?484
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Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball-88
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You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?180
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You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.107
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Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.-167
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The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?-153
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Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.-137
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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.281
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A gingers favourite picture... Black and white-103
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You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.227
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You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.-122
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Someone get water! His hair is on fire!-133
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You're so bald, I can see my reflection.-110
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What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.117
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You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.219
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At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.-169
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Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!-101
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Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.-41
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Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?-182