Hair Insults

Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.

The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?

Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

A gingers favourite picture... Black and white

You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.

Someone get water! His hair is on fire!

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.

Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!

Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.

Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?