Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
    301
  • Girl Insults
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    428
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
    -71
  • Bald Insults
    You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    166
  • Bald Insults
    You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    96
  • Ginger Insults
    Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.
    -145
  • Ginger Insults
    The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
    -143
  • Ginger Insults
    Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -123
  • Ginger Insults
    What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
    268
  • Ginger Insults
    A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
    -93
  • Bald Insults
    You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    211
  • Bald Insults
    You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -114
  • Ginger Insults
    Someone get water! His hair is on fire!
    -125
  • Bald Insults
    You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -97
  • Ginger Insults
    What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
    117
  • Bald Insults
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    213
  • Ginger Insults
    At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
    -162
  • Ginger Insults
    Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
    -86
  • Ginger Insults
    Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
    -37
  • Good Comebacks
    Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?
    -182