Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?
    286
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    403
  • Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
    -63
  • You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
    159
  • You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
    86
  • Wonder how your hair gets blood supply.
    -140
  • The copper wiring in the electronic circuitry has gone bad. Can you give me some?
    -135
  • Being ginger is like silver X-box live you get around and talk but you never gets invited to parties.
    -116
  • What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.
    263
  • A gingers favourite picture... Black and white
    -85
  • You're so bald, you look like a corn dog with eyebrows.
    204
  • You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
    -109
  • Someone get water! His hair is on fire!
    -117
  • You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -98
  • What does a shoe have that a ginger doesn't? A sole.
    117
  • You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    203
  • At least gingers life span is shorter than ours so they don't need to take all our shit for as long.
    -156
  • Oh no, a ginger! RED ALERT!!!
    -81
  • Where's the baker, cause there's a loose gingerbread man.
    -33
  • Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?
    -182