Hair Insults

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

Oi ginger get back in the biscuit tin.

You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

Do you do that with your hair everyday?

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.