Hair Insults

There are 26 hair insults and comebacks.

  • At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
  • You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
  • You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?
  • Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
  • Oh I love what you've done with your hair! How did you get it to stick out of your nostrils like that?