Good Insults

There are 154 good insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
    4K
  • 2
    You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    3K
  • 3
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • 4
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • 5
    Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!
    1.6K
  • 6
    You're the reason God created the middle finger.
    1.4K
  • 7
    Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
    1.2K
  • 8
    Insult: FAIL!
    Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
    1.2K
  • 9
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    1K
  • 10
    Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    907
  • 11
    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    902
  • 12
    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    897
  • 13
    God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.
    882
  • 14
    You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
    878
  • 15
    I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    873
  • 16
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    851
  • 17
    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    827
  • 18
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    768
  • 19
    THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.
    764
  • 20
    Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
    757