Good Insults

There are 154 good insults and comebacks.

  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    209
  • Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    580
  • Your boyfriend hasn't gotten sick from eating your tuna every night?
    82
  • Yo momma's so hairy, when you were born she gave you a rug burn.
    41
  • You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    490
  • Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -76
  • What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
    721
  • Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
    748
  • You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
    446
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    76
  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    242
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    430
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
    130
  • You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
    261
  • Person: I'm straight.
    You: Straight as a circle!
    58
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
    53
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
    -38
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
    105
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    175