Good Insults
There are 154 good insults and comebacks.
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.802
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Person: You are what you eat.
Comeback: Perhaps that's why you're such a dick.405 -
Bully: You're stupid!
Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.546 -
I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.425
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I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.686
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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.306
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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.387
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Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.223
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.359
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If I gave a shit, it would be on your face.119
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.412
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So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.53
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You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.280
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You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.438
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I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.30
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I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.22
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Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.345
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Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.242
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You're the dick you'll never have.208
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I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.-69