Good Insults

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? Bricks can get laid.

I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.