Girl Insults

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

Girl:You suck. Comeback: That reminds me we've got an appointment tomorrow at 5 o'clock, don't be late.

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.