Girl Insults

There are 80 girl insults and comebacks.

  • You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
    717
  • Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.
    197
  • You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.
    42
  • I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.
    250
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    391
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    139
  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    174
  • Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.
    112
  • She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.
    131
  • Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
    387
  • Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?
    141
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    200
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -172
  • KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.
    212
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    79
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    153
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    515
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    61
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    368
  • Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -14