Random Girl Insults

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I feel bad for the guys, That end up with you.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!