Girl Insults

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

Dear Slut, your right leg misses your left leg.