Girl Insults

Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I feel bad for the guys, That end up with you.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....

What did your left leg say to your right leg? Nothing! They've never met.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Girls who claim that a lot of guys are after them should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.