Girl Insults

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

KFC banned you for having a bigger bucket than them.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

Why don't you just tie the mattress to your back?

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.