Girl Insults

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".

Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

Girl:You suck. Comeback: That reminds me we've got an appointment tomorrow at 5 o'clock, don't be late.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.