Girl Insults

There are 80 girl insults and comebacks.

  • Bitch please, don't be proud if every guy wants you. Cheap items have many buyers.
    183
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    150
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    275
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    252
  • Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
    412
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -154
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    173
  • I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....
    238
  • I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    293
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    777
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    229
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    211
  • I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
    189
  • That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".
    302
  • Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.
    432
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    96
  • You're so slutty, Santa gonna be going "hoe, hoe, hoe".
    102
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -47
  • Bitch please! Your legs spread faster than Ebola.
    685
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    403